Never disobey Tommy Wiseau.
follow your dreams
aim for the stars
"I forgot my S.A.D."
- Marlon, on not being able to see properly (sunglasses after dark)
-“What’s your name?”
-“How about I Darby Crash your face into the hood of this car if you don’t give me a real name?”
-“GG.” (wearing a GG Allin shirt)
- police vs. Tony
|—||The most awesome thing a police officer has said to a friend to try to get them to curb behaviour|
…that once when he was in jail, that he saw a small light. That at first seemed like a pinpoint of light to him. He was lying in a bunk. Toward his feet and on the wall and that it began to grow, and grow, and it got bigger and bigger until it filled the whole room, you know, with light. And he said, ‘I’ve never forgotten how it felt. And I knew that god was with me and that he was watching over me, and that nothing really bad was going to happen to me, it reassured me and calmed me.’
And then another time he was talking about seeing a tree, and that it looked like it had a diamond on the tip of every leaf. That it was so gorgeous and so beautiful.
And he said, ‘You can’t tell me things like this come from Satan.’
"He tried to tell me birds don’t really fly, but they fuckin’ fly. They fuckin’ fly." *cranks techno music and floors gas*